Ten Pick Up Lines And My Reaction If They Were Said To Me!

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What is so bad about pick-up lines? That’s the question that brought me up to this blog post. Most of them…okay, some of them are quite romantic. Funny, too. Down below are ten pick-up lines and what my honest reaction will be to them.

1). If you were a booger, I’d pick you first :- First of all, ew! Second of all…

that is absolutely disturbing.

2). I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart:- Corny but it does sound romantic. Imagine a guy with a rose in his hands, his smolder all like Flynn Rider’s when he says that? *gasps then fan girls hard*

3). Do you have a map? ’cause I just got lost in your eyes:– Half romantic and half,


4). Did you just fart? Because you totally blew me away:– Yeah, I’m pretty sure that pick up line won’t get you past “hi” with me.

5). It’s good that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out :- I’m a library and book kinda girl but still, Facepalm! That is quite cute though.

6). Secret service ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, ya know? :- Eyeroll. No you won’t be doing that.

7). The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house to spread the word :- Boy, bye!

8). Nice legs; what time do they open :- Ladies, please feel free to not respond.
9). I’m a man! You are a woman! You do the math:-

10). Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only Ten-I-See :- Cliche and corny but it is sweet.
I had so much fun browsing through Google and trust me, I found tons and tons of funny pick up lines? Know any? Let me know down in the comment section and also, let me know what your reaction to the pick-up line would be.

Photo Credit:- Google Images & Pick-Up Line World.Com

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One Comment

  1. “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first” LOL LMAO!!! I am so grossed out! I’ve never heard that one before! Lol… I cant STAND pick up lines, but, hypocritically appreciate the ones that cleverly constructed!! LOL… that one however, sucks! lol

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